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- 208 pages
- Bottom of the List
- Steve Attridge
- 12 November 2016 Steve Attridge
➫ [Ebook] ➦ Bottom of the List By Steve Attridge ➶ – Capitalsoftworks.co.uk Paranoid recluse Adam Bittermouth's Roebuck University makes a fortune But as a seat of learning it gets bottom marks when money grubbing bean counters replace professors and students become craftily Paranoid recluse Adam Bittermouth's Roebuck University makes a fortune But as a seat of learning it gets bottom marks when money grubbing bean counters replace professors and students become craftily manipulated cash cows From his opulent high tech hermitage in a tower feet above the campus Bittermouth monitors every eccentric move of staff and students via hidden cameras and dreams of the day when his money spinning institution will be free of both Meanwhile far below political Bottom of ePUB ´ corruption monstrous egos existential terror corporate bullying and murder head the curriculum along with romantic angst constipation problems sanity issues and bad plumbing In an hilarious riot of a tale that echoes an imploding real world author Steve Attridge introduces scary security guards Baz and Dave; sex mad failed poet Damion Dimmuck; Dr Duff with his paranoid terror of sick people; Mercedes Blonk seducer of young men and radical theorist; and psychopathic dwarf General Spinelli a bloodstained South American dictator who enrols at a price to read but misunderstand classic literature Unlikely champions of human values are a befuddled academic whose only friends are literary characters a weedy fantasist student addicted to list making and his secret love the Rubenesue silent and unsmiling girl with poetry in her soul and a huge cache of illicit chocolate bars under her bed At stake are all future generations in the western world will they be educated or programmed.